This is your President speaking.

Number 4 in a long series

And now a few words from the President of the United States:

Sen. Jeff Flake(y), who is unelectable in the Great State of Arizona (quit race, anemic polls) was caught (purposely) on “mike” saying bad things about your favorite President. He’ll be a NO on tax cuts because his political career anyway is “toast.”

Recently announced: Twitter will increase message content from 120 characters to 240. Our Twitter-in-Chief will now have twice the bandwidth to display his language skills. What more is there to be thankful for?

Happy Thanksgiving, and may your turkey serve out the remainder of his term.