Nobel Nobel

Eye on the Prize, Number 16

Hey, Baby Cheeks, where are you keeping that Nobel Prize these days?

North Korea blows up liaison office in Kaesong used for talks with South

By Joshua Berlinger, Jake Kwon and Yoonjung Seo, CNN
Updated 7:41 PM ET, Tue June 16, 2020

Seoul, South Korea (CNN) — North Korea has blown up a joint liaison office used for talks between itself and South Korea, the latest sign that ties between the two longtime adversaries are rapidly deteriorating.

North Korean state media reported that the four-story building, which is located in the town of Kaesong just north of the demilitarized zone that divides the two Koreas, was “completely destroyed by a “terrific explosion” at 2:50 p.m. local time.

Do the words, “like a fiddle” sound familiar?

And may Jesus have mercy on our souls.

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Eye on the Prize, Number 14


The prize is almost within your grasp, President Tiny Hands. Don’t let it slip away:

North Korea says US ‘deceived’ Pyongyang on nuclear talks after Trump sends Kim birthday letter

I’m sure this year you will be off to Oslo to pick up your prize, that is unless you’re in jail. Then they need to mail it to you.

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Eye on the Prize, Number 12

Go for it. The Prize is almost within your grasp:

North Korea calls Trump a ‘heedless and erratic old man’

Once again, let us hear that soul-stirring rally cry. Nobel-Nobel!

This is your president speaking.

Number 236 in a series

And now a few words from the President of the United States.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrumpSo ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!

6:22 AM · Dec 12, 2019Twitter for iPhone

The President of the United States responded to news which announced child activist Greta Thnuberg was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for this year. Please, note: President Trump has never won a Nobel Prize of any kind. His predecessor, President Barack Obama won the Peace Prize just for showing up.

It may surprise readers, but for once I agree with President Trump. Greta really needs to work on her anger management problem.

Maybe next year, Mr. President.

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Eye on the Prize, Number 11

You wouldn’t like it in Oslo in December. Weather is terrible. No worries. Your presence is not required:

North Korea’s U.N. envoy says denuclearization off negotiating table with United States

By Michelle Nichols

UNITED NATIONS, Dec 7 (Reuters) – North Korea’s ambassador to the United Nations said on Saturday that denuclearization is off the negotiating table with the United States and lengthy talks with Washington are not needed.

Ambassador Kim Song’s comment appeared to go further than North Korea’s earlier warning that discussions related to its nuclear weapons program, the central focus of U.S. engagement with North Korea in the past two years, might have to be taken off the table given Washington’s refusal to offer concessions.

Hey! There is still a shot at Mr. Congeniality. Then, maybe not.

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Eye on the Prize, Number 9

Next year for sure, Sweet Cheeks.

North Korea says it’s running out of patience with US

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea on Sunday said it’s running out of patience with the United States over what it described as hostile policies and unilateral disarmament demands, and warned that a close personal relationship between the leaders alone wouldn’t be enough to prevent nuclear diplomacy from derailing.

In a statement published by Pyongyang’s official Korean Central News Agency, senior North Korean official Kim Yong Chol said there has been no substantial progress in relations despite warm ties between leader Kim Jong Un and President Donald Trump. He said the persisting hostility means “there can be the exchange of fire at any moment.”

I’m already making my reservations for Oslo. See you there, Mr. President. Or else in jail.

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Eye on the Prize, Number 7

World peace is finally within our grasp. What would we ever have done without Donald Trump?

US, North Korea break off nuclear talks: report

U.S. and North Korean negotiators broke off high-level nuclear talks after months of negotiations between the two countries.

Reuters reported Saturday that North Korea’s top official present for negotiations with the U.S. told reporters that the U.S. had brought nothing to the table for the latest round of talks.

“The negotiations have not fulfilled our expectation and finally broke off,” Kim Myong Gil said.

Right now I’m making plans to journey to Oslo this December to watch the Chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee hang it around our president’s neck. And I am holding my breath until then.

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Eye on the Prize, Number 5

How about that Nobel Prize?

The Nobel Peace Prize (SwedishNorwegianNobels fredspris) is one of the five Nobel Prizes established by the will of Swedish industrialist, inventor, and armaments manufacturer Alfred Nobel, along with the prizes in ChemistryPhysicsPhysiology or Medicine, and Literature. Since March 1901, it has been awarded annually (with some exceptions) to those who have “done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses“.

Barack Obama won the Prize just for getting elected. Later this year we expect President Trump to make the trek to Oslo to get his.

Sources say that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un expressed his anger and frustration with the US following his failed summit with President Donald Trump to Russian President Vladimir Putin during a North Korea-Russia summit in Vladivostok, Russia. CNN’s Brian Todd reports.

How about that Nobel Prize!

Maybe next year.

Nobel Nobel

How about that Nobel Prize?

The Nobel Peace Prize was established by Swedish industrialist Alfred Nobel, and it is awarded each year on 10 December. In 2010 newly-elected President Barack Obama was the winner. This year it is expected that Donald J. Trump, our 45th president will be the recipient. Who would doubt this?

Since being elected president in 2016, Donald Trump has worked tirelessly to bring disparate factions together and to bring peace to war-torn regions. Most critically, he has teamed up with Supreme Exalted Dictator for life Kim Jong-un of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) to de-escalate the DPRK’s hostile intentions and it’s program to develop long-range missiles carrying nuclear warheads. For that we are eternally grateful.

Last week Mr. Trump leveraged his long-term friendship with Chairman Kim to convince him to dismantle the DPRK’s aggressive weapons program and to initiate real democracy and an enlightened human rights era in the DPRK.

This impressive accomplishment is not to be underrated.

The world is indebted to these selfless champions of world peace.

Cheers to our great American president, and blessed be the name of Chairman Kim.

And all the rest is bullshit.

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How about that Nobel Prize?

I just hate it when I screw up and people rub it in and never let me forget what a mess I made of things. People shouldn’t be that way.

Except, it’s so much fun when you can sit on the sidelines and watch some dirt bag screw up time after time, and you get to rub it in and force Trump supporters to eat shit and get it all over their faces. Call me Mr. Cruel.

That didn’t take long.

Screenshot New York Times on-line

From The New York Times:

HANOI, Vietnam — President Trump and Kim Jong-un, North Korea’s leader, abruptly ended their second summit meeting on Thursday after talks collapsed with the two leaders failing to agree on any steps toward nuclear disarmament or measures to ease tensions on the Korean Peninsula.

“Sometimes you have to walk,” Mr. Trump said at an afternoon news conference in Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam.

In case Trump supporters are suffering some kind of memory lapse, here is a reminder: