The preacher at church is giving a sermon about marriage and how sacred it is. He asks for a volunteer who has been married happily for 50 years. An older man stands and says he approaching his 50th anniversary.
The preacher asks him how he has managed to stay happy for so long. The man replies, “I do everything I can to keep her happy. But most importantly, I took her to Rome for our 25th anniversary.”
The preacher replies, “That’s great! What do you plan to do for her for your 50th anniversary?”
The man says, “I’m probably going to bring her back.”