Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

I was out of town and catching all my news by way of a hand-held device. Something came across that made me think of this:

Room service: Room service!
Guest: Yes, is this room service?
Room service: Yes, sir. It is.

Guest: Can you send up an order of the pumpkin pie?
Room service: Yes, sir. Coming right up.
Guest: And a bottle of red wine. Do you have Château Oran pinot noir 2011?
Room service: Yes sir. Should I add a bottle?
Guest: Yes. That will be just wonderful.
Room service: Anything else, sir?
Guest: While you’re at it, could you please bring up 200,000 rounds of 5.56 NATO – 62 Grain Lake City M855 Ball FMJ – Federal American Eagle?

But that’s not this week’s story. This week’s story is about how the National Rifle Association stands guard over the Second Amendment, protecting your right to defend yourself and your self esteem:

Police are on the hunt for a Houston man accused of shooting a homeless man in the leg.

Jamin Stocker, 33, is accused of firing at the 50-year-old man from the balcony of the townhome in a Midtown neighborhood where friction has been growing between homeowners and residents of a burgeoning homeless encampment nearby.

Stocker, however, was apparently not just another frustrated homeowner. Neighbors said he had been living in the home, which went into foreclosure in 2008 but appeared to have reverted to the previous owner last month.

Well, this was definitely a case where an armed response meant the difference between  life and life with some loss of dignity. Keep on keeping on, NRA supporters.

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Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

When it comes to protecting yourself and your property, the Second Amendment is your right to arm yourself. What could possibly go wrong?

BONNEY LAKE, Wash. — A woman has died after being hit by a stray bullet in what appears to be a tragic accident. Deputies said she was shot in the head when a man was running down the street firing at someone who was stealing his car.

According to the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department, witnesses called 911 shortly after 11 p.m. Thursday to report hearing ten gunshots in the Prairie Ridge Area.

This citizen has the National Rifle Association to thank for (almost) keeping his property safe.

Your Friend The Handgun

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Pesky house guests? Don’t call the ACLU. They don’t give a damn about your personal liberty. When guests won’t leave it’s the National Rifle Association and the Second Amendment you can rely on:

A Florida woman opened fire on her house guests because they were “too loud” and had overstayed their welcome, police say.

Alana Annette Savell, 32, was hosting a couple at her Panama City home when the visitors apparently became noisy.

Police say she ordered them to go, before shooting the man and woman in the legs. The victims went to hospital with non life-threatening injuries.

Take that, all you bleeding-heart liberals. Where were you when I asked these people to leave?

Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

Because of the National Rifle Association and its defense of the right of all Americans to carry firearms, this is the safest country in the world—with a few exceptions:

DAYTON, Ohio (WDTN) – Attorneys completed closing arguments in the murder trial of Shawn Smith, 26, on Tuesday.  Smith is one of three men accused in the shooting death of a 13-month-old Elijah Johnson back in January 2016.

Smith took the stand in his own defense Tuesday.  He testified that he was in fear for his life in what police describe as a drive-by style shooting.

According to police reports, the shooting was sparked after Isaiah Smith robbed the defendant and Dontay King earlier that day.  The prosecution argued that S. Smith and King were enraged over the robbery and went on a manhunt for Isaiah that night and opened fire while he [Isaiah] was holding the toddler.

I mean, man, the police aren’t going to  be there when somebody takes your stuff. It’s up to you and your trusty handgun to take matters in hand and defend your rights. Too bad about the baby. Maybe next time.

Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

The National Rifle Association works tirelessly to defend the Second Amendment’s guarantee that all citizens have the right to carry firearms to protect themselves. Because of this, the United States is the safest of the industrialized countries—with a few minor exceptions:

Two 3-year-old boys were wounded Friday evening in an accidental shooting outside of a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in southwest Fort Worth, police said.

The children were taken to Cook Children’s hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

The incident happened about 5:50 p.m. in the parking lot of the Chuck-E-Cheese’s at Southwest Loop 820 and International Plaza in the Overton Park Plaza shopping center.

Sgt. Marc Povero, a police spokesman, said the children left the restaurant ahead of their parents and went to the family vehicle, where they found a .380-caliber pistol. As one of the children was playing with the weapon, it discharged, injuring the child in the hand and striking the other child in the back.

Any earnest defender of the Second Amendment will tell you this is a small price to pay to protect us from foreign terrorists coming across our borders in droves.

Your Friend The Handgun

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Liberal politicians don’t care about your liberties. Only the National Rifle Association, in its relentless defense of the Second Amendment, is there for you when pesky children disrupt your peaceful existence:

Frustrated by young children playing in his Goose Creek-area neighborhood, a man shot their grandparents and fired at two others, including a 1-year-old girl, investigators said Tuesday.

George Ernest Merritt, 64, of Gator Drive, faces four counts of attempted murder and possession of a firearm in the gunfire Monday afternoon, the Berkeley County Sheriff’s Office said. The grandparents are expected to survive their wounds.

The Second Amendment is there to ensure you have the right to protect yourself. Keep it loaded, and don’t leave home without it.

Your Friend The Handgun

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Nobody is going to keep you and your family safe if you don’t take steps of your own. The National Rifle Association, in its campaign to protect the Second Amendment, works tirelessly to ensure you have the right to keep your family safe. How is that working out?

According to police reports obtained by KJRH, investigators believe that 44-year-old James Delbert Tygart and 42-year-old Janie Marie Tygart got into an argument on Saturday inside their Bartlesville home.

When Janie Tygart attempted to leave the house, authorities allege that James Tygart grabbed a gun and shot her. At that point, he reportedly turned the gun on himself.

Authorities say a 15-year-old boy was in the home at the time of the shooting.

Don’t let liberals take your guns away. The next victim could be you.

Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

The ACLU is not going to protect you when your manhood is threatened. In times like this you can rely on the National Rifle Association and its support for the Second Amendment to ensure you can protect your honor:

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — An ex-convict who shot two women at a Fort Wayne beauty college before turning the gun on himself was upset that one of the women would not date him, police said Tuesday.

Davion D. Brown, 24, entered Ravenscroft Beauty College on Monday evening carrying a backpack and found the woman who would not date him, Patricia Ann Hahn, 29, of Fort Wayne, in a break room and began shooting with a .22 caliber semi-automatic handgun, police spokesman Michael Joyner told a news conference.

All these bleeding heart liberals think about is taking your guns away. They never show any consideration for you when women reject you. Thank God for the National Rifle Association.

Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

Because the Second Amendment allows American citizens to own and carry guns, America is the safest nation in the world. With minor exceptions:

PORT ARTHUR – A boy was accidentally shot by another boy Tuesday afternoon at a home in Port Arthur according to a police spokesperson.

From the Port Arthur Police Department…

Port Arthur Police Officers were dispatched to 3200 42nd Street, a private residence, earlier this afternoon.

Obviously, this is a case of the exception proving the rule. Keep ’em loaded, cowpoke.