Wife Makes A Big Sacrifice For Her Husband.
What Keeps Her Motivated Is Hilarious!
John was in an accident and his face was badly burned.
The doctors couldn’t reconstruct his face with John’s own skin because he was
so skinny. But his wife said they could use hers. The doctor decided that the
best skin to be used was from her butt. So they took her skin and reconstructed
After the surgery he looked better than ever! His entire
family was amazed, but none of them ever learned where the skin came from; they
assumed it was his own.
One night John is overcome with emotion so he begins to
cry and tells his wife “I love you so much. I’m so grateful for your
She shrugs and says “Honey, all of the thanks I need
comes when your mother kisses you on the cheek.”
While fishing off the coast of Key West in Florida a tourist capsized his boat. Although he was a good swimmer, he clung to his capsized boat rather than risk encountering an alligator closer to shore.
Presently a beachcomber came along and shouted out to him, asking if he needed any help. The tourist explained his situation. The beachcomber shouted out to him, “There aren’t any alligators in these waters.”
So the tourist let go of his boat and started swimming to shore. He paused half way and shouted to the beachcomber, “Are you sure there are no alligators, because I felt something brush my leg.”
The beachcomber shouted back, “There haven’t been any alligators her for years. The sharks got them all.”
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, all day long.
One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses, quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck, and down the driveway he goes.
As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down. It’s a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses, and slips back into bed.
Thee he cuddles up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and he whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.”
To which she sleepily replies, “Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?”