I met up with Jake, my Aggie friend. “Jake,” I said. “You look all tuckered out.”
“Yeah,” he replied. “I spent all day chopping fire word, and I only cut one cord.”
“Jake, you idiot,” I told him. “You don’t need to be chopping firewood. They have these new-fangled chain saws. Get yourself one of them, and your day is going to be a lot less stressful.”
So I told him where to go and he drove over to Home Depot, and he returned home with a brand new chain saw.
But the next day he was back at the store, and he brought the new chain saw. He told the salesman, “I want my money back. When you sold me this here chain saw you told me I would be able to cut four cords of wood an hour with it. Well, that’s a bunch of B.S. I’m gettin’ only two cords an hour. This thing is worthless.”
The salesman was perplexed. “Let me see that, Aggie.”
So Jake handed it over, and the salesman got it up on the table to check it out. He couldn’t find anything wrong with it so he pulled the starter handle. The chain saw started up and went, RRRRRRRR!!!”
Jake jumped back. “What’s makin’ that noise?”