Saturday turned rainy, so Tony decided to cancel his plans to go fishing, spending the day doing some stuff around the house. By ten at night he decided to call it a day and turned in. About an hour later the phone rang.
Tony rolled over, picked up the receiver and listened for a few seconds. Then he spoke into the phone. “How would I know? Why don’t you call the Coast Guard?” Then he slammed down the receiver.
“Who was that?” his wife asked.
“He didn’t say,” Tony responded.
“What did he want,” his wife asked.
“He wanted to know if the coast was clear.”