This is your President speaking.

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Number 3 in a long series

And now a few words from the President of the United States:

It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence – IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think..

2:25 AM – 22 Nov 2017

…LaVar, you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you. But remember LaVar, shoplifting is NOT a little thing. It’s a really big deal, especially in China. Ungrateful fool!

2:33 AM – 22 Nov 2017

I don’t know about others, but this brings a little tear to my eye. We have so much to be thankful for.

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