How bad is it? I’m glad you asked.
The economy is so bad that:
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Donald Trump is playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil was forced to lay off 25 congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Scarsdale, New York.
Motel Six doesn’t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now worth 200 words.
They have renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.”
I was so depressed, I phoned the suicide hot line. My call went to a center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got excited. They asked if I knew how to drive a truck.