Bad Joke of the Week

One of a continuing series

How bad is it? I’m glad you asked.

The economy is so bad that:

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Donald Trump is playing  miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil was forced to lay off 25 congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from Scarsdale, New York.

Motel Six doesn’t leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now worth 200 words.

They have renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.”

I was so depressed, I phoned the suicide hot line. My call went to a center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got excited. They asked if I knew how to drive a truck.

 

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