Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

Yes, you’re going to need your gun for self protection—especially if somebody thinks you’re too drunk to drive:

SHREVEPORT, LA (KSLA) – A Texas woman is recovering after she was reportedly shot in the leg Saturday night.

Shreveport Police say the shooting happened in the 2600 block of Fulton Street just after 11:00 p.m.

Police say the victim, 34-year-old Melissa Moore, was found in a convenience store parking lot in the 3700 block of Hearne Avenue.

According to police, Moore was trying to get the suspect to give her the keys to the car. Police say she thought the suspect was too drunk to drive.

A handgun comes in handy when you are too drunk to protect yourself from meddling family members. You can be too drunk to drive, but you’re never too drunk to shoot. Keep ’em loaded, partner.

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