These are the best of times.
Somebody needs to stop me. I’m on a daily basis overdosing on schadenfreude. Jesus would not approve. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me. Thank you very very very much!
There are only so many ways to spell petty and incompetent, and President Trump does it best.
There will be more. Keep reading. And try not to laugh so hard. Jesus is watching.