Bad Joke of the Week

One of a continuing series

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to  you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in  one hand and two quarters in the other, then he calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” says the barber. “That kid never leans.”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son, may I ask you a question?” the man says. “Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licks his cone and replies, “Because the day I take the dollar is the day the game is over.”

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