I was having a conversation with some of my liberal friends, and the general agreement was reached that we are glad we did not elect a woman for president. That’s because women are too sensitive and are not up to the rough and tumble of top-tier politics:
When I brought this to the attention of my liberal friends I found they were already lining up to apologize. Not only were they ready, they already had their backs turned and their pants pulled down. In the background an old phonograph was softly giving forth a sweet rendition of “Blue Moon” by Rodgers and Hart. It was so sweetly sentimental I had to pause and wipe an eye before joining them.