Sorry, Jesus. You didn’t get this one. There are multiple ways to die, and to die needlessly must be the cruelest. Like a slap in the face:
Three people have been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after a diabetic woman died following a workshop based around slapping as a form of “self-healing”.
Danielle Carr-Gomm, 71, was found dead in her room on 20 October at Cleeve House in Seend, Wiltshire.
An inquest was opened and adjourned on Friday. Wiltshire police are treating Carr-Gomm’s death as suspicious and confirmed the arrest of three people, who have been released on bail until mid-January.
Of course, you can always fall back on Jesus. He will welcome you with open arms.