I have this friend Bill, who’s a police officer, and he was telling me this strange tale.
He was doing his nightly patrol in his police cruiser, and he was checking out cars parked beside a city park. There were two cars, and he put his flashlight in the window of one. Nothing. Then he moved over to the other and uncovered a man and a woman getting it on in the back seat.
“Hey, people,” he admonished them. “Take this somewhere else.”
The man spoke up. “It’s all right officer. This is my wife.”
“Sorry, fellow. I didn’t know,” Bill responded.
The man told him, “Neither did I until you put the light in her face.”