Bad Joke of the Week

One of a continuing series

Mother of Jesus, please come back.

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. So, to make the decision he decided to run a test. He gave each woman $5000 to see how they would spend it.

The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. She told him, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much.”

The second went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad, and an 80-inch flat screen TV. She said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.”

The third woman took the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned %5000 to the man and re-invested the rest. She said, “I invested the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money, then then he decided to  marry the one with the big tits.

 

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