Danny sets Andy up to go on a blind date with Shirley, a friend of his. But Andy is concerned about going out with somebody he has never seen before.
“What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Andy. “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”
“Don’t worry,” Danny says. “Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just say, “I’m Andy’s friend Jim. He sent me by to tell you his mother died, and he had to go out of town.”
So Andy figures that’s a good plan, and he goes to pick up Shirley for the date. He knocks on the door, and there she stands, a real knockout.
She tells him, I’m Shirley’s friend Betty. She asked me to tell you when you her mother died, and she had to go out of town.”