Bad Joke of the Week

One of a continuing series

Mother of Jesus, please come back.

Blondes finally got tired of all those dumb blonde jokes, so they compiled a collection of dumb brunette jokes. Here are some:

What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.

What’s black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch? A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.

What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure. Nobody else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.

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