Ha. I repeat. Ha! This is funny:
Snake Bites Florida Man Who Tries To Kiss It
BOSTWICK, Fla. (AP) – Authorities say a Florida man leaned in to kiss a rattlesnake – but got bitten instead.
News outlets report the unidentified man was bitten on the tongue Tuesday in the Bostwick area and had to be airlifted to a hospital, where he was listed in critical condition.
“Tragic,” you say. I say, “Ha.” Then, “Ha ha ha.” This really is funny.