New game in town

Did you miss him? I know I did. While President Donald Trump was off schmoozing with the swells of Europe and the Middle East, back here in the U.S. of A. I was pining for my favorite meme, that meme being the prickly ego with skin as sweet and soft as a baby’s behind. The blight is over. My beloved is back, and my world is whole again. Let the fun begin.

The Fake News Media works hard at disparaging & demeaning my use of social media because they don’t want America to hear the real story!

 5:20 PM – 28 May 2017

“The real story.” Yes, we want to hear the real story. It’s time we got the real story. Give us the real story. But, what is the real story? Only the Snowflake-in-Chief knows the real story. He needs to tell us the real story. But where to start? How about start with this real story?

In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

12:30 PM – 27 Nov 2016

No, not that real story. This real story:

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

Maybe that’s not the best real story to put up. There’s this other real story:

Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my “wires tapped” in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!

Will we ever get the real story? Don’t ask me. Ask President Donald Trump. He’s the one who knows the real story. The only one who does.


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