Your Friend The Handgun

Nothing new here, folks.

Modern life can be stressful, what with disappointment, unfulfilled expectations, poor life choices, unexpected reverses. Throughout there is a friend who will never let you down. The Second Amendment ensures American citizens that friend will always be available. As ABC News reports:

A woman is dead and two people are in critical condition after a shooting at an automotive part production plant in Cookeville, Tennessee, this morning, the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said.

The scene at the Ficosa plant has since been secured and there is no danger to the public, the Cookeville Police Department said.

The woman was the shooter and it appears she took her own life, officials said at a news conference this afternoon.

It’s there when you need it, readers. Don’t leave home without it.

Take note this Tennessee workplace shooting is not to be confused with the Tennessee workplace shooting last year. And may Jesus have mercy on our souls.


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