Friday Funny

One of a series

Sometimes God works in mysterious ways, all with the goal to amuse us. This week’s amusement comes from Christian activist Mary Colbert. And it is most amusing:

Christian Activist: God Will Curse The Children And Grandchildren Of Trump’s Opponents [VIDEO]

 “It’s not that Donald Trump is all that perfect of a guy. We all know he’s not. And we know that he’s not necessarily perfect in every way that we would like. That’s not how God works. He works through the ones he chooses. We don’t choose them. All we have to do is recognize them and when you recognize a chosen one and you have the discernment to know that they’ve been chosen and know that that’s the will of God, then your life will be blessed.

“And if you come against the chosen one of God, you are bringing upon you and your children and your children’s children curses like you have never seen. It puts a holy fear in me.” – Christian activist Mary Colbert, speaking on Jim Bakker’s show. Colbert was hailed as a “Christian leader” in a 2016 press release from the Trump campaign.

The straight skinny is, and get this, Donald Trump is the Chosen One. And if shy from the Chosen One, then a figment of imagination birthed in the fevered brain of a delusional nut case will reach down from on high and smite you mightily. This, as I for certainly the thousandth time, mock the Chosen One, never to experience a bolt from the blue, yea, never a flicker.

And I  find that amusing.


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