Readers, Jesus is not always the answer. Salvation can come from unlikely places:
PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that being sprayed with chemtrails actually has a positive effect when it comes to vaccine injuries.“We sprayed chemtrails over 3 different cities in Rhode Island and then followed children in those cities for 4 years,” said Dr. Frank Defano. “We saw a strikingly lower rate of vaccine injuries in the children from the chemtrail laden cities than the normal population.”
Who would have thought those insidious chemtrails would be the solution to injurious vaccines. Once the big drug companies get wind of this the New World Order will need to find other means to control our minds.
Were it only not for satire.