Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.
The nurse tells the first man, “You’re the father of twins.”
He responds, “What a coincidence, I work for the Minnesota Twins.”
She tells the second man, “You’re the father of triplets.”
The second man responds, “Wow! What a coincidence. I work for 3M Company.”
She tells the third man, “You’re the father of quadruplets.”
The second man is overwhelmed. He exclaims, “Amazing! I work for Four Seasons Hotel.”
The fourth man faints dead away. When he comes to they ask him what’s wrong.
“I work for 7-11,” he moans.