Earlier this week I lost an old friend. The eggshell skin, the frothing mouth, the strangler of fact, the Donald Trump I knew so well for nigh 20 months left without so much as a goodbye kiss. Instead, before me stood a visage of reason, unification, and soaring spirit. That was Tuesday night. Would I ever see my friend again?
I need not have worried. Early this morning my old friend came roaring back, and in top form. It was as though he had never left. Possibly he was off taking a refresher course in self-humiliation, but who am I to question. My gratitude is without bound:
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@realDonaldTrump 15 hours agoIs it legal for a sitting President to be “wire tapping” a race for president prior to an election? Turned down by court earlier. A NEW LOW!Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump 15 hours agoI’d bet a good lawyer could make a great case out of the fact that President Obama was tapping my phones in October, just prior to Election!
What do you say, readers. He the man! There will be more to come. Keep reading.
And may Jesus have mercy on our souls.