Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds flat. And it had better be there!!!”
The next morning Bob’s wife woke up and looked out her bedroom window. There in the driveway was a box, gift wrapped.
She ran outside, picked up the box, and unwrapped it. Inside was a new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. Bob’s wife denies everything.