Bad Joke of the Week

One of a continuing series

Mother of Jesus, please come back.

Mother of Jesus, please come back.

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to  200 in six seconds flat. And it had better be there!!!”

The next morning Bob’s wife woke up and looked out her bedroom window. There in the driveway was a box, gift wrapped.

She ran outside, picked up the box, and unwrapped it. Inside was a new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday. Bob’s wife denies everything.

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