Schlemiel-in-Chief

Number 10 in a series

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Here is something we all know. Donald Trump won the November election by garnering the majority of the Electoral College votes. He also won the popular vote, receiving 27 million votes more than Hillary Clinton. What happened is that 30 million illegal votes were cast for Clinton, making it appear she wound up with something like 2.8 million more votes than Trump. That’s the way the corrupt political system works, according  to President Trump:

Washington (CNN) — A Federal Elections Commission commissioner called on President Donald Trump Friday to substantiate his claim of massive voter fraud in New Hampshire.

Trump alleged in a White House meeting earlier this week that illegal voters from Massachusetts successfully voted in New Hampshire en masse, three sources familiar with the meeting have told CNN.
The sources said Trump complained about thousands of people being bused from Massachusetts to vote illegally in New Hampshire, a state he narrowly lost to Hillary Clinton.

See, we know President Trump is right about this,  because the lying CNN is reporting that it, and that makes it fake news. What follows are additional details, which you may safely discard, because you are a Trump supporter, and you know better.

What CNN further asserted is FEC (Federal  Election Commission) Commissioner Ellen Weintraub said that the President’s claim is “astonishing.” Weintraub further commented, “The scheme the President of the United States alleges would constitute thousands of felony criminal offenses under New Hampshire law.” Yes, readers. That’s how the corrupt political system  works. Thousands of illegal voters are getting away with voter fraud. You can see that now.

Ha! The joke is on Commissioner Weintraub. President has the evidence. That leaves Weintraub to incautiously beg. “I therefore call upon President Trump to immediately share his evidence with the public.” Well, she can beg until her pantie hose run, but the Schlemiel-in-Chief is not about to compromise his confidential sources, I think.

Lying CNN continued its baseless charge:

Since winning the election, Trump has repeatedly alleged — without offering evidence — widespread voter fraud in the election. He has said in public and behind closed doors that “millions” of votes were cast illegally and were responsible for him not winning the popular vote.
There is no evidence of voter fraud anywhere near the scale Trump has alleged.
Trump said he would organize a formal investigation and bring evidence to the public, but has yet to sign an executive order establishing such a probe.

Ha! The joke’s on the fake news media, because Donald Trump is now president, making whatever he says true, and what everybody else says false:

WASHINGTON — President Trump used his first full day in office on Saturday to unleash a remarkably bitter attack on the news media, falsely accusing journalists of both inventing a rift between him and intelligence agencies and deliberately understating the size of his inauguration crowd.

In a visit to the Central Intelligence Agency intended to showcase his support for the intelligence community, Mr. Trump ignored his own repeated public statements criticizing the intelligence community, a group he compared to Nazis just over a week ago.

He also called journalists “among the most dishonest human beings on earth,” and he said that up to 1.5 million people had attended his inauguration, a claim that photographs disproved.

Lies, all lies, of course. Trump is President, and that’s all you need to know.

And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.

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