Caught yesterday’s ABC World News Tonight With David Muir yesterday. Guess who was in the news again. Yes. It was Donald Trump, President of the United States. Call me a bleeding heart liberal if you want, but I think Mr. Trump is always a joy to watch. Here’s what he had to say:
The world is in trouble. But we’re going to straighten it out. Okay? That’s what I do. I fix things. We’re going to straighten it out.
You cannot possibly imagine the relief that brings to my mind, knowing that Donald Trump is going to fix things, because… Because that’s what he does:
- Trump Airlines
- Trump Casinos
- Trump Marriages
- Trump Mortgage
- Trump University
- Trump Vodka
Oh, Mr. President. I have crabgrass in my lawn. Can you come over and straighten it out?
No, wait. I’m going to find somebody who has experience straightening things out.