The Golden Shower

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The age of embarrassment is upon us.

Correction: it just blew by at nearly the speed of light. We have entered the age of The Golden Shower. It’s an age where arrogance chases stupidity in the pursuit of deceit:

Trump calls for ‘major investigation’ into voter fraud

Oh, my God! Don’t tell me the Snowflake-in-Chief is going to give federal energy to this charade. There’s more:

(CNN) — President Donald Trump called on Wednesday for “a major investigation” into voter fraud, following through with baseless claims he has made since November’s election alleging millions of illegal votes during the general election without citing any evidence.

“I will be asking for a major investigation into VOTER FRAUD, including those registered to vote in two states, those who are illegal and … even, those registered to vote who are dead (and many for a long time). Depending on results, we will strengthen up voting procedures!” Trump wrote in two consecutive tweets.

Readers should by now be acquainted with the Donald Trump’s whopper du jour:

Hot shit! Millions of people voting illegally. Millions of people voting who are not eligible to vote. Millions of people voting illegally for Hillary Clinton! What a massive assault on our democratic process. This calls for action.

Right now, even while you are reading these lines—right now thousands of dedicated federal cops, FBI and more, are fanning out across this great land. They are poring over voting records. They are knocking on doors in the middle of the night. They are dragging Mexicans and Muslims out of bed and booking them into the federal slam. Courts are clearing their dockets to handle the tidal wave of swarthy-faced miscreants facing United States justice.

If only it were true. Michael D. Shear and Emmarie Heutteman, writing for The New York Times, add some clarification:

It’s going to be fun to watch this play out. Readers, check back later to see what happens as the Schlemiel-in-Chief hangs it out even further.

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