Bad Joke of the Week

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A magician was working a cruise ship.

Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” Or, “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was the Captain’s parrot. Then one stormy night in the Pacific, the ship took water and sank. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it… with the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day… And then two days. Then three days. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said…

“Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”

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