Bad Joke of the Week

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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.”

Saul ignores it. He continues working, but the voice continues day after day: “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.”

After weeks of this Saul relents and sells his store. The voice says, “Saul, go to Las Vegas.” Saul asks why. The voice says, “Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas.”

Saul obeys and goes to a casino. The voice says, “Saul, go to the blackjack table and put all of it down on one hand.”

Saul hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt 18. The dealer has a six showing.

The voice, says, “Saul, take a card.”

Saul says, “What? The dealer has…”

The voice says, “Take a card!” Saul tells the dealer to hit him. He gets an ace for 19.

The voice says, “Saul, take another card.”

Saul says, “What?”

The voice says, “Take another card.”

Saul asks for another card. It’s an ace. Saul has 20!

The voice commands, “Take another card,” and Saul responds, “But I have twenty!”

“Take another card,” the voice commands.

“Hit me,” Saul tells the dealer. He gets another ace. Saul has 21. He wins the hand.

The voice booms out, “Omg. Unbelievable!”

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