Do I make this stuff up? Nah. I don’t need to. I have bunches of qualified people who do it for me:
A bishop claims to be able to make men’s penises larger by massaging their groins with his hands.
Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.
In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.
The power of belief is beyond belief. It is fantastic. (Did I just repeat myself?) Bishop Daniel Obinim is doing wonderful work for all mankind. We should give him a hand. No, wait. We don’t have to. He seems to have one already.
It’s not stated whether the enlargement is temporary. Do the organs go back to normal after the hand job?
There’s more. This item from Metro notes that the religious man offers to massage women’s breasts, as well. Isn’t that what we boys used to do back in high school?
This is as funny as it gets.