Don’t Bump The Trump

The last of a series


A warning for those who chance to meet a wild Trump coming home late at night, past a graveyard, all alone in a storm: Don’t bump the Trump. [With apologies to Shel Silverstein.]

Wow, is it election day already? It seems only last year I was telling readers that Donald Trump’s bid for the presidency was a joke and going nowhere. Was I ever wrong! As it turns out, there really is a God in Heaven, and God has blessed us with a solid year and a half of entertainment in the form of this candidate from Mars. Not so much himself, but candidate Trump has promoted an  undercurrent of American society we always knew existed but were never able to view with the lights on. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me.Thank you very, very, very much!

This closing day, what could be more appropriate than a peek at an egregiously astringent element of the Trump campaign:

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will reportedly join Donald Trump on the campaign trail in the final days before election day in two key states, Michigan and North Carolina. The 2008 vice presidential nominee will also join Trump on election night in New York City. Palin did not attend the Republican National Convention in July, and had not appeared with Trump since the primaries. She last joined Trump at the final presidential debate last month in Las Vegas.

Yes, there is a God in Heaven:

Sarah Palin’s rambling endorsement of billionaire Donald Trump marched forward for 20 minutes as the Republican presidential candidate stood by, smiling at times before a crowd at Iowa State University.

Trump’s “very special guest” name-dropped Rand Paul, but only alluded to Ted Cruz, whose presidential campaign Palin snubbed despite endorsing his U.S. Senate campaign in 2012.

“This is a person who I’ve known for a long time, who I’ve respected for so long,” said Trump, who introduced the former Alaska governor. “When I heard that she was going to endorse me, I was so honored. You have no idea how honored.”

Raging sanity—the weekend before the election, and Hillary Clinton is again surging in the polls. This is looking to be the end of my fun with candidate Trump. As has been  said before, “The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.” It was fun while it lasted.

But wait, nothing in this world is certain except death and taxes, and I’m not feeling the urge to die anytime soon. Should Donald Trump win the election today America will embark on  the roller-coaster ride from Hell. And I will be here, dear readers, to call the action.

Keep reading. And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.


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