Don’t Bump The Trump

One of a series


A warning for those who chance to meet a wild Trump coming home late at night, past a graveyard, all alone in a storm: Don’t bump the Trump. [With apologies to Shel Silverstein.]

Previously I aimed this series of posts at the humor surrounding a narcissistic businessman vying for a job that requires more than an ounce of real character. Now I’m leaving the high road and will be calling things as they are. In the meantime, I have this to say. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me.Thank you very, very, very much!

Self-obsessed billionaire Donald Trump earlier snatched the campaign torch from the Republican Party by scooping up conservative America’s low-hanging fruit. Full disclosure: it’s something I proclaimed over a year ago could not be done. I was wrong! Wrong I was, though it is becoming increasingly unclear why. Donald Trump is predictably coming to a crashing end in his unbelievable quest for national leadership. It is becoming difficult by the hour to find reliable support for this candidate, now only three weeks before the election. Here is one example of extreme grasping (see the screen shot above):

Trump’s supporters quickly began digging to determine whether Leeds had any links to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, and eventually side-by-side screenshots (reproduced above) began appearing on Twitter that compared the phone number of a Jessica Leeds in Manhattan to the phone number of a Clinton Foundation staffer that had been published in recent WikiLeaks e-mail dumps. However, the final four digits of Leeds’ phone number were blurred out, and the WikiLeaks document to which the entry was being compared was difficult to read:


Barbara and David Mikkelson have been debunking (and sometimes not) phony items of wisdom for 21 years. Their Web site,, has become the goto site for the straight skinny on urban legends and outright fabrications. The Jessica Leeds story seems to be one of the latter.

The post by a Facebook friend traces ultimately to The Common Sense Conservative. Go to their Facebook feed and read more. Here is a sampling of the response to this post:

Linda Feres I hope someone sues every one of these women so that women who really have this happen are believed! She should be ashamed!


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Bobbie Sizemore Elswick WHY NOW!!! if you are so against him why didn’t you say something when it happened, after all he has lots of money you could have been a rich assault victim, or do you have Donald mixed up with Cosby.


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Erica Rider Look at Trump’s wife & look at this lady…. Lol I don’t think so! Nice try though! 😂


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Joseph Ptolemy I mean look how hot she is … I wouldn’t be able to help myself.
(Even tho I personally know I was being sarcastic it still was painful to write )


Ames Barger How come these women claiming to be raped never called police when it happened? Looks to me they are just trying to extort money.


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Sheryl Harriff So, how much were you paid to say these awful things, hope you can take a long vacation as if Clinton gets in I could almost promise you as well as the rest of the liars that you will be forgotten, and possibly put on a back burner. She only cares about herself, no one else.


Brenda Fields Hogg Hello Jessica. May you sleep well tonight with the thousands you have “inherited”. You are one of the people that make it really hard on true victims to come forward! Just remember what goes around comes around lady!!!


Kurt Callaghan You people are lucky the bearded white guy god you no doubt believe in is a complete fiction, because otherwise the false witness you are bearing to discredit a sexual assault victim would have some pretty awful consequences.


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Margaret Kolin I’m guessing you enjoyed the first 35 minutes of foreplay. That’s called leading a guy on. Then you say stop?!? I don’t think so. DT has millions of dollars and million dollar taste. You’re about a nickel.


Ed Murphy Can never appear in a court under oath as all deceitful people should never do and avoid. Would have to answer “I don’t recall,” “I don’t remember,” “I don’t recollect.” Perjury is a bad thing … well, for those that would actually be charged with it.


Darlene Callahan It’s Not an Election. It’s a War.
“There are an awful lot of people out there who still think this is a conventional election, that we are choosing between two candidates on the basis of experience, policies, and character.See More


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Darlene Denby That’s where your problem started. At the root of all evil. Only thing is this a paid advertisement from Clinton? She is a criminal and should be jailed. You should pick better people to associate with.


Bob Lawton Coincidence that she’s linked to the Clintons. I’m sure her story is true and it’s only coming out now, close to the election because she was too traumatized to speak up sooner.


Michelle Presnell Being a friend of Hilary’s, you know the moment…THE MOMENT , that you knew Trump got the Republican nomination, this would have came out of your mouth to Hilary….you wouldn’t have waited.


John Cleland Look at Trump’s wives and girlfriends. Then look at these people who accuse him of secual misconduct. Its easy to see thst he is into ladies with super model looks. Look again at his accusers and decide for yourself’ who is telling lies for political purposes?

I copied and pasted the foregoing from Facebook, deleting images and some irrelevant text. But zero in on the flavor of the comments. For example: “Look at Trump’s wives and girlfriends. Then look at these people who accuse him of secual misconduct. Its easy to see thst he is into ladies with super model looks. Look again at his accusers and decide for yourself’ who is telling lies for political purposes?”

That has a familiar ring:

This is the point in the conversation when I want to finish one of the most unfinished statements in modern politics: “Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you. She would be my second or possibly third choice.” Apparently, The Donald has discriminating tastes about whom he sexually assaults. We should all be so lucky.

It’s difficult for me to imagine so large a collection of American humanity marching in this lock-step manner. Is this a structure that existed BT (before Trump), or is the Trump campaign an incredible crystallizing agent? All accounts point to a Trump debacle in three weeks, and his following will begin to cast about for a root cause, for targets of blame. It will be interesting to watch. Not beautiful, but interesting, nonetheless.

A concluding note. The Facebook friend who previously posted a Like on this item has since removed it from her feed. It could be the word is getting around.

Yeah, it’s game on. We are going to have more fun between now and November. We can be assured Donald Trump will never fail to entertain us.

Continue reading. And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.


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