Don’t Bump The Trump

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A warning for those who chance to meet a wild Trump coming home late at night, past a graveyard, all alone in a storm: Don’t bump the Trump. [With apologies to Shel Silverstein.]

Previously I aimed this series of posts at the humor surrounding a narcissistic businessman vying for a job that requires more than an ounce of real character. Now I’m leaving the high road and will be calling things as they are. In the meantime, I have this to say. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me.Thank you very, very, very much!

Self-obsessed billionaire Donald Trump earlier snatched the campaign torch from the Republican Party by scooping up conservative America’s low-hanging fruit. Full disclosure: it’s something I proclaimed over a year ago could not be done. I was wrong! It’s less than four weeks to the election, and Donald Trump is still standing. But just barely:

Donald Trump Scorns TV Networks. For Once, They Return the Favor.

To be sure, this is old news by about four weeks. I have yet to follow up and discover how this got resolved. Apparently something happened, because the networks and print media continue to report on The Donald’s mouthings. And what mouthings they remain. Recent revelations of his mouthings from years ago have stirred up such a storm that no news organization with an eye to the bottom line will think of not regurgitating Trump ad nauseam. For Trump supporters, ad nauseam means something like “until we all throw up.” Unfortunately, we seemed to have passed that point.

Yeah, it’s game on. We are going to have more fun between now and November. We can be assured Donald Trump will never fail to entertain us.

Continue reading. And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.

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