Don’t Bump The Trump

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A warning for those who chance to meet a wild Trump coming home late at night, past a graveyard, all alone in a storm: Don’t bump the Trump. [With apologies to Shel Silverstein.]

Previously I aimed this series of posts at the humor of a narcissistic businessman vying for a job that requires more than an ounce of real character. Now I’m leaving the high road and will be calling things as they are. In the meantime, I have this to say. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me.Thank you very, very, very much!

Self-obsessed billionaire Donald Trump earlier snatched the campaign torch from the Republican Party by scooping up conservative America’s low-hanging fruit. Full disclosure: it’s something I proclaimed over a year ago could not be done. I was wrong! Donald Trump has bragged his way into the number one spot. He touts military savvy way beyond what is so readily apparent:

He similarly cited the need for keeping his plan secret in an April foreign policy speech: “I have a simple message for [ISIS]: Their days are numbered. I won’t tell them where and I won’t tell them how. … We must as a nation be more unpredictable. We are totally predictable. We tell everything. We’re sending troops; we tell them. We’re sending something else; we have a news conference. We have to be unpredictable. And we have to be unpredictable starting now. But they’re going to be gone. ISIS will be gone if I’m elected president. And they’ll be gone quickly.”

Well, now we know what Trump’s “foolproof” and “absolute” plan for defeating ISIS is — to ask the generals to come up with a plan, quickly. That’s what he said he would do during a speech Tuesday. “They’ll have 30 days to submit to the Oval Office a plan for soundly and quickly defeating ISIS,” he told supporters in Greenville, N.C.

Outstanding! Why wasn’t Hillary Clinton able to come up with such a sensible plan? Maybe it’s because some people have a need to live in the real world, unlike a certain other candidate we know.

Yeah, it’s game on. We are going to have more fun between now and November. We can be assured Donald Trump will never fail to entertain us.

Continue reading. And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.

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