Don’t Bump The Trump

One of a series


A warning for those who chance to meet a wild Trump coming home late at night, past a graveyard, all alone in a storm: Don’t bump the Trump. [With apologies to Shel Silverstein.]

Previously I aimed this series of posts at the humor of a narcissistic businessman vying for a job that requires more than an ounce of real character. Now I’m leaving the high road and will be calling things as they are. In the meantime, I have this to say. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me.Thank you very, very, very much!

Self-obsessed billionaire Donald Trump earlier snatched the campaign torch from the Republican Party by scooping up conservative America’s low-hanging fruit. Full disclosure: it’s something I proclaimed over a year ago could not be done. I was wrong! How wrong? Very wrong. Supporters of Donald Trump have brought the art of political campaigning to new heights.

See the meme posted above. This showed up on my Facebook feed this morning (Monday), following Trump’s town hall debate with candidate Hillary Clinton. It was posted by a conservative Facebook friend who has told me personally she plans to vote for Trump. Impressively, this may represent the ultimate argument Trump’s campaign can put forward in defense of additional revelations relating to his character. Examples from the Sunday night debate represent Trump’s sunnier side:

Trump said, “I was surprised to see him sign on with the devil.” [Referring to Clinton]

“Because you would be in jail,” Trump shot back. [Speaking of Clinton]

“She has tremendous hate in her heart, and when she said ‘deplorables,’ she meant it,” Trump said, adding, “she’s got tremendous hatred.” [Referring to Clinton]

There may have been a time for Donald Trump to take a positive stand on issues that matter, but that time has long passed.

Yeah, it’s game on. We are going to have more fun between now and November. We can be assured Donald Trump will never fail to entertain us.

Continue reading. And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.


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