The Blow Job

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The stampede has started. Prominent Republicans are deserting presidential candidate Donald Trump like he has the plague. What’s ignited this mass migration? Apparently a grope too far. An audio tape from eleven years ago has The Donald bragging about grabbing women’s pussies. There. I can print that word now. Polite Republican women, political operatives, are practically shouting it on CNN and other public outlets. Mothers, cover your children’s ears.

Well… Not so fast. We need to reflect back a few years. A former candidate for president, Bill Clinton, before he ran for the office and even after he moved into the White House, had a notorious record for propositioning women and even going full carnal with them, all the while married to current candidate Hillary Clinton.

Donald Trump has now acknowledged his past indiscretions, and even apologized. Wait. I need to check the spelling of that word. I have not seen it used for a while. Yes. It is spelled “apologized.” Let’s get on with the story.

But.. And it is this enormous but we are talking about. Donald Trump is bringing us back to reality by pointing out that Bill Clinton did all this stuff, got elected, twice, and even got a blow job a few feet from the Oval Office. “Yes, I’m rude, crude, and lewd,” Trump reminds us, “but he’s worse.”

Worse? Donald, let’s not get carried away. However, the title of this blog is Skeptical Analysis. Let’s do some. Just how bad has Bill Clinton been? Let me count the ways:

  • Got into a debate with other candidates and bragged about his sexual organ.
  • Boasted he could shoot someone and not lose voters.
  • Called Senator John McCain not a war hero, because he got captured by the North Vietnamese.
  • Used contributions to his charitable foundation to pay his business expenses.
  • Spoke derisively about the mother of an American soldier who was killed in the line of duty.

I mean, Bill Clinton has done some really bad things, and nobody is up in arms over it.

Oh, shit. I apologize. I got this all bollixed up. It was Donald Trump who did all that stuff. And more than I have room to crowd into this post. And the result is?

Moments ago I watched in amazement as a crowd of Trump supporters mobbed his appearance at Trump Tower and cheered him, chanting “USA, USA” and other muscular slogans of support.

Where is all this enthusiasm coming from? It is no surprise about where it’s coming from. I have seen it.I was driving around in New England a few days ago, and I noticed by the roadside a campaign yard sign. It said something like “Proud Deplorable for Trump.” Hillary Clinton was wrong about half of Trump supporters being a basket of deplorables. The balance is likely more than half.

Donald Trump is the joke that will not go away, and bleeding-heart liberals are having too much fun with it. They need to watch where they’re driving.

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