Don’t Bump The Trump

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A postcard showing the 1920 Duluth, Minnesota lynchings

A postcard showing the 1920 Duluth, Minnesota lynchings

A warning for those who chance to meet a wild Trump coming home late at night, past a graveyard, all alone in a storm: Don’t bump the Trump. [With apologies to Shel Silverstein.]

I’ve been running this love fest with presidential candidate Donald Trump for nearly six weeks with no idea where it’s heading. Now I find I will be able to post a new item every day from now until November without repeating myself. Thank you, Mr. Trump. It’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever done for me.Thank you very, very, very much!

Self-obsessed billionaire Donald Trump earlier snatched the campaign torch from the Republican Party by scooping up conservative America’s low-hanging fruit. Full disclosure: it’s something I proclaimed over a year ago could not be done. I was wrong! How wrong? Very wrong. I completely failed to take into account that Donald Trump, of all candidates, has the best historical perspective on human rights:

In his continuing efforts to court African-American voters — a group that overwhelmingly backs Hillary Clinton — Donald Trump took a moment at a rally in Kenansville, N.C., to reiterate his call for African-Americans to turn against the Democratic Party, arguing that the party has poorly served black Americans’ interests for decades.

“Our African-American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before. Ever. Ever. Ever,” Trump said. “You take a look at the inner cities. You’ve got no education. You’ve got no jobs. You get shot walking down the street.”

Jesus Christ! The situation for black citizens has gotten so bad, they ought to be wishing it were 1925 all over again. How could they think of voting for anybody else besides Donald Trump. People need to listen to him. Donald Trump knows what’s wrong, and he knows what’s needed to fix it:

updated | Donald Trump would combat violence in troubled black communities by encouraging or implementing stop-and-frisk, the Republican presidential candidate said Wednesday at the New Spirit Revival Center in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, an African-American church.

An audience member posed the question during the town hall–style event, filmed for the Fox News television show Hannity. “There’s been a lot of violence in the black community,” the person said. “I want to know, what would you do to help stop that violence, you know, black-on-black crimes?”

“I would do stop-and-frisk,” Trump responded. “I think you have to. We did it in New York. It worked incredibly well, and you have to be proactive.” He added, “In New York City, it was so incredible, the way it worked…. So I think that could be one step you could do.”

Yes, that’s what our communities need. Only Donald Trump had the insight to think of it.

Yeah, it’s game on. We are going to have more fun between now and November. We can be assured Donald Trump will never fail to entertain us.

Continue reading. And may Jesus have mercy on your soul.


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