The Ever-Diminishing List of Those Who Cannot Obtain Life Insurance at any Price

One of a continuing series


There are options and worth considering. Whole life or term life, it’s always a question. But not for everybody. Some are unable to obtain life insurance at any price. That would include Mohammad al-Adnani, late ISIL (Daesh) spokesman and next in line to succeed grand leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Mr. al-Baghdadi will need to be looking around for another number two:

(CNN) — Mohammad al-Adnani, the official spokesman of ISIS and one of its most senior members, has died in Syria, the terror group said in a rare public statement.

His death marks the highest-profile killing yet of an ISIS member. A key deputy to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, he was the person floated to be his successor should anything happen to al-Baghdadi.

A statement from ISIS’ Amaq news agency on Tuesday said al-Adnani died while inspecting military operations in the area of Aleppo, Syria. ISIS has not revealed his cause of death and said it “determined to seek revenge” for the killing.

One thing I find interesting is that the group now says it is “determined to seek revenge.” Really? Revenge? Were they planning on not killing everybody before, and now they have changed their minds and will kill everybody? What a curious way to conduct a reign of terror.

In any event, the Daesh group is going to need a new guy to put out these warnings. And possibly a new insurance carrier.


2 thoughts on “The Ever-Diminishing List of Those Who Cannot Obtain Life Insurance at any Price

  1. Paradise? You wanna go to Paradise? You sure? OK, T*H*U*M*P. Next.

    There have been tortures and executions of ISIS members suspected of squealing info on the big shots, which has led to a number of these tragic (ahem) fatalities. One way of course is to track their cell phones and you can be sure that our side has some very nifty software that does that. Apparently in Afghanishit they are not communicating with hand-scribbled notes carried by camel express, since they just can’t trust their nifty smartphones .

    Smells like Germany, late 1944, after the attempt on Hilter. All the military under suspicion, morale deteriorating, bombings galore, no way out. Good fucking riddance to bad rubbish. So long caliphate see ya in the sewer.

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