Bad Joke of the Week

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CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS . . .

Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and thoughtful, until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the

Front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

Don’ t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn’t call the qualified, he qualifies the called.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage her.

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