A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until she died at the age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren
and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.