Bat Shit Crazy

Fifth of a series


Don’t crowd around, folks. There’s plenty more where this came from. Start with an item posted on Right Wing Watch:

Rick Joyner Mathematically ‘Proves’ We’re In The End Times

Sordid as it was, the Jim and Tammy shenanigans were glad vindication to non-believers (myself included) that religion is a scab on the face of humanity, andPraise the Lord was just the tip of the iceberg (to mix metaphors). The highlight for me was the tale of a sex party involving a drugged Jessica Hahn on the floor and pious Christians taking turns with her:

Hahn first came to public attention following Bakker’s announcement on March 19, 1987, that he was stepping down as head of PTL and Heritage USA, pending the imminent disclosure of the sexual encounter. According to Hahn, on the afternoon of December 6, 1980, when she was a 21-year-old church secretary, she was drugged and raped by Bakker and another preacher, John Wesley Fletcher, for “about 15 minutes.” In his 1997 book, I Was Wrong, Bakker disputed Hahn’s account, claiming that he was “set up” and that the sex was consensual.

Yep. Fifteen minutes is all it takes for some Christians. Were I much younger this would have been a teenage boy’s wet dream.

Jim Bakker! Did I forget to mention Jim Bakker? In case I did:

Jim Bakker: Buy My Survival Food Because World War III Is Coming Soon

SUBMITTED BY Brian Tashman on Wednesday, 3/9/2016 12:20 pm

Last week on “The Jim Bakker Show,” televangelist Jim Bakker said that World War III is imminent — so imminent that “the Third World War could begin this month.”

And that is why, according to Bakker, you should immediately start buying his ministry’s buckets of survival food.

“We don’t know when all these things will happen, but I’ll tell you what, if that is the third one and it does begin this month, there won’t be any food left in the warehouses to ship out because one event and everybody goes and orders,” he said.

I apologize to all my readers. All I have to offer is biological evolution by natural processes, global warming caused by human activities, no life after death, and the Earth is round. The rest is bat shit crazy.


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