It was a slow day in the pet store, and a little girl walked in. She had a few dollars.
“I want a widdle bunny wabbit,” she told the clerk.
It was so charming. The clerk was eager to be helpful. “Would you like one of the little cute white ones, Dear?” he asked. “Or how about a little spotted one with floppy ears.”
“It dothent matter, mithter,” the little child responded. “I don’t think my pet python givth a big thit.”