Three men die and go to heaven. St. Peter tells them that in heaven, there is only one rule: don’t step on the ducks.
So they go off, but one of the men steps on a duck within five minutes. St. Peter flies over with a disgusting old hag and handcuffs them together.
The remaining two men continue. A few days later, the second man steps on a duck and the same happens for him.
Only one guy remains. He goes for several years avoiding the ducks until one day, St. Peter flies over and handcuffs him to an incredibly beautiful woman.
He asks her, “What did I do to deserve this?” The woman said, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!”